What it's like to lose your virginity to someone with a massive vagina:
  • Me: Like throwing a hot dog in a subway.
  • Patrick: It'd be like throwing a penny in a fountain.
  • Me: Like losing a quarter in a sofa
  • Patrick: Losing the remote in the recliner.
  • Me: Losing a ring down the disposal.
  • Patrick: Losing your cellphone in the storm drain
  • Me: Misplacing your cell phone.
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