February 2012
21 posts
toturnonthelight:
ianisourqueen:
People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum.
Voldemort
Sauron
Lex Luthor
Cthulhu
Sephiroth
The Joker
Kira
Julie Plec
Stephenie Meyer
Maleficent
Aqua Man
Elena Gilbert
Boy George
Ryan Murphy
Magneto
Chuck Bass
A chair
My cock
What it's like to lose your virginity to someone...
Me: Like throwing a hot dog in a subway.
Patrick: It'd be like throwing a penny in a fountain.
Me: Like losing a quarter in a sofa
Patrick: Losing the remote in the recliner.
Me: Losing a ring down the disposal.
Patrick: Losing your cellphone in the storm drain
Me: Misplacing your cell phone.
That moment when your girlfriend posts Wonder Year...
“We set off fireworks, pissed off the whole neighborhood. They keep me up having...”
– The Wonder Years ~ Logan Circle (via dillonbeard)
“I’ve been drowning my sorrows in Lucky Charms and soy milk.”
– “Logan Circle” -The Wonder Years (via thenameisshiloh)
i'm not even sad anymore, i'm just so tired most...
They turned on the fountain todaaayyy at Logan...
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